Body Sprays - The New Pheromones for women?????

There is this Dude. The dude sloshes half of this thing on his body doing some weird moves and voilà!!!!! The super models/hot girls mob him. Chase him. Hunt him down with some oooooohssss and aaaaahhhhssss. Some even eat him!!!! And that's the trend for the commercials on body sprays for men.

Seriously now is there anyone who buys these histrionics?? I have been watching TV for the last few days and ads about these body sprays hit the television like maggots on garbage. And the content is always the same. It's been overdone to such an extent that its time to put a sock in it. Come on guys give it a break. Are there even men who are dense enough to believe that body sprays act as pheromones to women? And you know what, if you gush that much of spray on your body you will find women running away from you as fast as they can.

May be I find these ads extremely annoying because they remind me of the first movie on my horrendous movies list called 'The Perfume'. The story is about a guy who is actually a dog but is trapped in a human body. This description does not do justification to the plot of the movie, but yeah the bottom line is that. Anyways getting back to our pheromone commercials, SOMEONE STOP THEM PLEASEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!